Crosby releases Inner Manger®*..fights Stars' Niskanen

*(An amalgamation of Man and Anger. ®Manger is a registered Trademark of PKLC)

With a '5' in the column marked 'PIM' is where we found Sidney Crosby on the score sheet tonight. First, a little backstory...

Pittsburgh is down 4-1 and getting outplayed pretty handily..when at 7:27 of the second period, Crosby (who is a -2 on the night) basically says 'Fuck This Shit.."

(via NHL.com)


BOOM.

(EDIT: Check that face out, that's pure terror right there. Glove Tap to Puck Daddy)

Tale of The Tape:

Crosby - ht: 5'11" wt: 190 lbs
Niskanen - ht 6'0" wt: 199 lbs

We've all seen Crosby scrap before. 76% of viewers on Hockeyfights.com rated this tilt in favour of Sid the Kid *ahem* SIIID THHHEEEE KIIIIIIIIIDDDDD *ends announcer voice* The matchup was pretty fair on paper, as we see above. I feel as though we at PKLC should give a couple of pointers for both combatants if they ever decide to go again.

1. Take Your Damn Helmets Off. 
- I'm not telling the kids out there to chuck buckets and start wailing, but if you're both wearing visors and don't want broken hands, please remove them. I reference you to hands that are both hard as rocks and soft as babies bottoms, Jarome Iginla

See kids, buckets off FIRST.

2. More Punches. Less Rag doll.
- Sid, and I say this to you as a fan, enough of the 'shaking the other player' stuff. Did Georges Laraque teach you nothing? It's Grab. THEN Punch. Not Shake. Shake. Punch. He's a fellow player not a bottle of salsa.

At least he didn't jump the guy off the faceoff this time...


I get that Sid isn't a fighter, but learn some moves, alright bud?

- Jaye